I have an emotional support turd that I take with me everywhere. But, TSA would not let me get it through security. I think that it was over the three ounce limit on turds.

Your shit sounds like the kind of ill informed tripe that comes from someone who knows next to nothing about our legal system, and has never seen the inside of a courtroom. Probably have accumulated your vast wealth of legal knowledge from a variety of television and movie time. Real people get charged and arrested…

Made up story. What garbage. No journalistic standards at all. Buybye!

Really? Looking outside your window gives you a forecast for the next few days? Seriously.

Yep. I remember every single word of every single conversation that I had ten years ago. Yep, sure. And Ms. Yi would never be mistaken about the exact words used in a conversation from ten years ago. No. She also has a mental recording of every single conversation that she has ever had. We should believe every single…

If a police officer wants to pull-over a self driving car, how exactly does that work? (It could happen. Burned out tail-light.) Does the car see his flashing blue lights and hear the siren? And if the car stops, does he just talk to the car’s computer, and ask for the insurance card? Can the car “talk smack” to the…

What color is the sky in your world?

So, you have no understanding of how Google works? Have you ever heard of Google?

She understands all too well. You, however, not so much.

I thought all “name-brand” new car dealers are independently operated. Do you know of any that are operated by the car manufacturers?

I also would stay away from dealers that imply a religious connection. Signs with “Have a blessed day” or “God is our Mentor” or anything that relates to a “Christian beliefs” connection. These are usually shady operations that cater to the religious gullible. Sorry, but it is true.

Guess you never heard about triplets? You should get out more.

I am pretty sure this guy has been called an effin idiot many times before this incident. His shock was pretty bogus.

I absolutely love to see motorcycle riders without the benefit of helmets. We always need more organ donors. Thanks, oh brainless riders.

I never really understand why a car buyer feels the need to explain to a car salesman the reason why you do NOT want to buy something(extended warranty, undercoating, credit life, or any extra profit for the dealership). If I tell the salesman NO to some add on, that is the end of it. I do not need to explain the…

The first thing that I would do is go online and run your own Carfax report. There is a chance that they showed you an altered or fake Carfax report. If that is the case, I see an lawyer in your future. Also, I would send the evidence of them faking the Carfax report to the state’s Attorney General’s office, and any…

“both rain water and dew are effectively distilled water” No. This is false. Guess you do not know what distilled water actually is? Rain water can have all kinds of pollution in it. Never heard if acid rain? Guess, not.

I have never, ever, had a bad experience buying or selling cars with Carmax. I have probably had over a dozen transactions with them over the past twenty years. Both new, and used cars. These people are so upfront and straight about everything. All dealers should operate like they do. Just saying. My current 2006 BMW…

Really do not understand why you do not understand. Some people do not like the hassle of researching and dickering around with car salesmen, the lowest form of life. And lawyers. Understand? Duh.

You should immediately contact the school where you obtained your law degree, and get a full refund. You really do not know what you are talking about.