My favorite is still in TFA, when the Starkiller base is shown to be so close to a sun that it would have rapidly spiraled into it (because gravity), yet it somehow manages to be a fucking ice planet instead of a barren, scorched wasteland.

Storing it is quite a task! The first time I bought it, it was thrown out almost immediately by a family member because of its aroma. Someone here recommended sealing it in a jar and submerging the jar in another jar of water and sealing that, which worked. 

This is great. The first time I figured out how to create a multi-cell function that wasn’t a sum I legit though I was God for 10 minutes. 

For Pima County Sheriff’s Deputies, this is normal behavior. 

This will be the last Deadspin post that I’ll ever read. The parasites at G/O can go fuck themselves. Signing off. 

Suns fans are vacillating between irrational exuberance and the fear that this will all be snatched away from us if we blink.

Congratulations, this list just made several hundred Boomers stroke out in apoplectic rage.

We need to nationalize education and establish fair guidelines for classroom size, curriculum, teacher pay, etc. The bullshit way that things are run now, including relying on property taxes for district funding, just reinforces social inequalities.

Tolleson? 

This Arizona native is also not impressed by Epstein’s complaint. If you don’t want scorpions, rent in Scottsdale. PV is the foothills of a large desert mountain. Of course there are fucking scorpions. In fact, it sounded like the scorpions were minding their own business, outside, in places where scorpions would…

Although if the salary cap contracts because of this, the Lebrons of the league will be the first ones affected since the max and supermax are based on a percentage of the cap.

They didn’t get Nixon until a bunch of douchebags got caught burgling some Democratic offices, so that’s entirely likely! 

Sometimes the cheeses are steamed to kill the maggots before they go to market

In my book, Kate won every round by savage knockout (except maybe the fifth, just because it got a bit weird in there). But I’m really into stinky cheeses.

Man, wouldn’t it be so 2019 if this was the shit that sent us spinning into the nuclear apocalypse? I mean, who would have seen that coming?

They would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for Trump running his big mouth.

They should replace the Wonderlic with something like this during the draft process. 

He’s been hanging out with Bibi too much. 

I was once was forced to stay overnight in Detroit’s airport with my family and I have vowed to avoid that dump ever since. No comfortable chairs, no place to sleep, no food open after 11.

It’s always been my policy to never be the last rat off of a sinking ship. If you have an opportunity now, go for it. It might not be there later.