Don’t forget the denigrating or inappropriate comments about your appearance if you happen to be a woman.

So this is like my aluminum iphone 6s that I wasn’t supposed to put in a pocket or a bag because it would bend and become largely worthless?

My dad had something like that happen and failed to seek medical attention for several weeks. His range of motion is about 10% these days. 

You didn’t post the other clips from this game where he toasts the nuts of Simmons and Snell over the fire

He wasn’t even able to prevent his receding hairline

We arrived at one hotel at 8 p.m., only to find that it had been shut down by the police three days before our arrival for “nefarious activities” according to a neighbor. We contacted Expedia about this a day later since we were without internet, having been forced to find another shady hotel on the fly and…

I should emphasize that Expedia’s customer service is garbage too. God help you if you have a legitimate grievance and the carrier or vendor disputes it. We had to deal with two hotel scams in one trip when we were in Sri Lanka and we got a total of $0 of our money back. 

My mom made me a dinosaur cake when I was 5 and we had a nice party in the park. There’s nothing particularly great about this, but my birthdays have been bad ever since.

My nightmare infestation indicated that they are actually quite resilient to cold but will die in heat. I eventually solved with my infestation with a clothes steamer and maniacal commitment to their eradication, which was 1000x more effective than the chemicals sprayed by the exterminators.

I was at Disney World this past summer and now I totally get why this might be a problem with their fanbase.

This can work or fail miserably. I’ve done it several times and have both saved money and lost entire tickets due to missed flights.

Politics has officially become a sporting event. 

I’d love a countersuit here. 

This is excellent praxis. After also being forced to abandon an actual grill for years due to apartment living, I got really good at searing steaks in a pan and now I actually prefer them that way. Adding smoke on the grill is a nice move. 

1. Fuck American Airlines

This wouldn’t actually surprise me. The FOIA pages for the CIA and State Department are almost worthless because of their shitty search engine.

This “winner” bullshit is a useless metric for measuring NBA talent levels.

It would make slightly more sense if you applied this to a team’s better players, (which for Chicago is what, Zach Levine or something?), who might have more of a hand in the team’s individual fortunes. But when you apply it to a player like…

I’d love it if they actually sign him but were fucked because they had to trot out the back of the Washington Generals’ bench after capping out on 4 players. 

Especially after Amare

I’m going to own up to my own transgression here.