As an Arizona fan, I can only laugh bitterly at the misfortune of others and stare bleakly into the future.

True, and I have always loved it when the fat at the center crisps up a bit. Even then I tend to regard a medium ribeye/entrecote as squandered potential.

I certainly couldn’t bring myself to ruin a ribeye like that. I’m not sure if that’s what the question intended to test...

I think I’ve swing to Kevin’s side here after being very pro-Gwen at the outset.

I should note that medical marijuana is legal in Arizona and readily available for a range of nebulous “ailments.”

We spend so much time trying to socialize kids to their own age groups (or thereabouts), but the idea of “stranger danger” neglects the need to socialize them with the rest of society as well. Even demanding that kids refer to adults as “Mr.” or “Mrs.” simply because they’re older establishes an arbitrary hierarchy…

Oh good! I hope they fire her before accepting her resignation then.

From personal experience, after two weeks it’ll taste stale no matter how you store it.

I missed that one, was it like a lemon party?

If they fire her, would she get severance pay?

Ketchup: NOW(!) with more unnecessary disposable plastic packaging.

Finally, a Republican with the guts to advocate feeding Christians to lions.

When I was looking at investments, one thing jumped out at me about Tesla: it generates extreme love and hate in the investing community. This can be good because it can drive up a stock price irrationally (such as when the company was living on a dream), but it can also generate a ton of short interest as well.…

We got chicks every Easter, intending to raise them for eggs, and I think they were my favorite pets.

I’ve had chickens with dogs and cats and unless the dogs are hunting breeds you can usually train the predators to keep away. Also, from personal experience, Silkies are cute and lay adorable little eggs, but they aren’t the most personable breed.

Isn’t it also only libel if it’s printed and slander if it’s spoken?

Holy shit, when did he turn 90?

Heavy bags and dummies in particular are hell on the wrists.

Jesus, I can’t understand it. It tastes like old shoes and the scoby looks like it’s going to climb out of the goddamn jar and eat you. My wife used to brew it until she realized that it was actually harming her and we had several instances wherein bottles exploded, which made our house smell like a poorly cleaned…

What’s the harm? I’d say that my dong is probably, on average, less likely to be covered with potential pathogens than my hands (not counting the “fecal contamination” which is literally everywhere and usually doesn’t make us ill). Plus, with good technique, one only really needs parts of two fingers to make contact…