I adore being Petty. I am Petty and all the Heartbreakers right now. I revel in the idea of Dump just losing it and flinging himself on the White House Lawn and screaming that IT’S NOT FAAAAAIIIIIRRRRR!

I’m with you!

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

I can tell you that “Inbred People Playing with Knives, Ends Poorly For the Ginger One” is something that happens around my white family quite often.

L.A.’s famed Chateau Marmot

He doesn’t deserve that name. It is the alias Trump used when he contacted Marla Maples during their affair

You know that it’s still tabulated by computers, right? Network security is my job, so lay off the condescension.

One of the Green Party’s core tenets is the execution of fair and open elections. She’s being consistent with her party’s position. They’ve agitated for recounts in the past, so it’s not unheard of.  

No you’re not. Don’t try to cover up your grade school math level fuck up.

Of course. It’s almost impossible not to hope a LITTLE bit. Especially given the voter disenfranchisement. It really is possible that a great many legally registered voters were only able to vote provisionally, and that those votes have not been counted. That’s the kind of malfeasance a recount will reveal.

....says the guy who just confused 1.3 million for 30 000.

1.3 million =/= 22k or 27k

Aight, I get you guys hate Jill Stein around here, and third parties in general. You’re loyal and it’s great.

Yup, I agree, it probably won’t change the outcome (we can cross our fingers, though, right??), but I think this quote from Halderman’s article is meaningful:

He absolutely threw that out there so that he could bitch if he lost or complain about Dems demanding a recount if he won.

The Republicans must be commended for not overdoing it with fixing the computer voting machines this time, with Trump only 7 points ahead. Bush beat Gore and later Kerry by 80 to 20 in some districts in Florida and Ohio, from what I recall.

This Thanksgiving I don’t have to go to my parents. I am going to my bestie’s (yeah, I used that word, come at me) instead where there is booze, they make me a veggie option and I can walk home. My Thanksgiving has a bit of glimmer.

I have quoted that poem before doing something epically inadvisable on multiple occasions.

It almost feels like he telegraphs the opposite outcome, setting himself up as the victim while knowing full well what’s in the offing. I know how that sounds, but is very difficult to not be paranoid.

Trump said during the debates that he believed the election would be “rigged”and implied he might not accept the results.