Or maybe he wasn’t an alcoholic?

Of the squails? They don’t really lend themselves to family portraits, but I might flash a phone at them, see what they make of it.

We’ve got a squirrel (squail) nuclear family in our backyard, and the boy-one does a lot of benchpresses and shit on our pine, and regales us with poofy-tailed performances of machismatic dynamism once every weekend at least, so I’d say he’s pulling his weight.

Politely disagree. I totally need a Brett in my life to put a positive spin on my tragedies.

You’re sweet.

Holy shit, Waka Flocka.

She is- a bit of a dingbat but she gets that from her dad’s side of the family.

Oh Waka Flocka, solidarity. It happened to me twice. Once when I was a teen, at Belgrade Airport, in 1993, just before the war. We were detained by Serbian Border police for 15 hours, and me and my siblings were playing chess with a bunch of older Bosnian men who were detained with us. One of the men, with this brown…

Oh my god.. Ha ha ha

Ms. Lohan wants to clarify that her finger was lost in a freak accident, and definately not because she didn’t pay her debts on time and thereby offended a high ranking member of the Japanese Yakuza, who decided to take a finger as payment.

I think it was just a joke.

you’re right! totally tubular!

Actually getting those tattoos took some ovaries!

“The bottom part of my finger was ripped off.”