Most of the genus have flowers that smell like corpses (for pollination-by-deception purposes, obv) so they’ve also got that going for them, and they’re useful for attracting swallowtails (who derive a temporary defense from predators by eating and ingesting the foliage) if you dig that sort of thing.

ok, we will, but they’ll need a lot of water and attention to really thrive.

I’m an idiot because I misspelled basics.

I still have a Tennessee Vols long sleeve tee from there! Do I keep clothes too long? Is that too long?

I love James Corden. He reminds me of a grown-up Teddy Ruxpin.

BRYLAN

I have 3. The entertainment isn’t so much constant as it is well timed in fits and bursts to remind you that you love them and would regret abandoning them to be raised by wolves.

Her husband is more fabulous than bitchy.

Also Franken talks pretty adorably about Frannie.

I played with my daughter and then knitted in the bedroom for a bit and then took a long shower. When it was over, I read my Twitter feed, felt relieved that it went pretty well, and went to bed.

But that’s not even true. She said she’d respect democracy. He dodged the question.

Same here. And it’s not even worth talking to any of them rationally about it, because they just won’t listen.

Don’t cry. Minorities will save white people from themselves.

Or be a symptom thereof? Not sure since I’m more of a perseveration-over-every-last-potentially-self-defeating-detail-kind-of-girl.

this is the best room

Agreed. ONJ is a treasure.

I’m just glad he disappeared and didn’t make her disappear instead.

She needs to know!