LOL calling champ hero

I hope the hero is naked and we’d all assume malicious things but we will later be ashamed of our thoughts because the hero needs to be naked because a virus made the hero unable to breathe except through bare skin.

Also, we need the game to remind us who made the game. Paragon. A game by Kajina-fagina.

You have to understand that Steam was designed to be an open market where it would be very common to have bad games for sale. They’re trying to find a way to let as many developers in for the chance that the community might find the diamonds in the rough that makes it all worth it.

It’s an ongoing process but the…

Though ridiculous sounding, I think that the fact that it was taken out of the store warrants a distinction between old reviews and the new ones. Yes it was their fault to release a broken non-early access game but it is to the best interest of the customer that the game’s reviews are properly labeled as such.

Review…

A player cleverly dodging and escaping his enemies at really low health is worth an article?

I see that happen all the time in Dota games I play. It It doesn’t have invisibility grass but you can hide behind trees or manipulate high ground and low ground. But it’s the same thing right?

So these escapes and blinks (short…

How is this more powerful than a Super Siayan God God Saiyan Super Super God Super Saiyan God? Is it almost but not equal to a Super Saiyan Blue Blue Apple Dash Dot Blue Super Saiyan Saiyan Super Blue?

I liked the part where the video kept reminding everyone that Kojima Fajima made everything.

He is talented but he’s hardly raising the bar on anything. I think it’s enough that people love the franchise. It’s enough that we celebrate the character Snake and not his creator like he’s some kind of savant. You might as…

Why didn’t they just go with vector thrust since that’s part of the Anime version of the plane. You know, where the jet nozzle can be independently directed up or down like with today’s 5th generation fighter planes.

So does a keyboard.

The future is not mobile gaming as Konami imagined it. The future is computer gaming on a Linux system running on a computer that can be held in your hands and/or hooked up to a home system.

Console gaming should die. It’s like gaming on a Nokia at a time when iPhones come around. The system should not be as what a…

So one guy doing a teamwipe is rare in League of Legends? Wouldn’t that make most games unexciting then?

I’m confused. It’s a teamwipe. Is that a rarity in League of Legends?

My only issue with Quiet is with Kojima acting like a big quivering virgin.

I get it with the Weeaboos. That’s the closest they’ll ever get to the real thing.

If Kojima ever got into movies, he’d immediately be classified as B-movie sexploitation action. Quiet’s “Raped Prostitute” design is almost as bad as comic book…

Not having access to the overwhelming majority of playable characters in a MOBA is a crummy issue that prospective League of Legends and Heroes of the Storm players always end up confronting. But there are merits to gating off people’s access to this type of content. Dota 2 lets you play as any of its more than 120…

“... and Dota 2.”

Just please don’t ever mention it in an article about MOBABOBAS.

If you don’t play it, just don’t mention it ever. The game has all heroes unlocked and each and every one plays a certain role or changes the match in a specific way against varying enemies.

It’s the only truly free to play lane pushing…

It’s fairly simple.

Sony is a corporation run by old men who do not play games.

Old school corporations are obsolete. It’s fascinating how people who are only into things for the money do not understand that in order to make money, you need to make your customers want to give it to you. If you’re doing your job right,…

Don’t tell him that. LoL players don’t even know that it takes time to unlock chumps and most normal people don’t have that sort of time. They keep telling themselves that they can unlock all characters but only a small percentage of players ever do.

Then they counter Dota 2’s scheme as flawed since LoL players love…

Super Mario Brothers 3 was all a performance.

It is an antithesis for all the side scroller games. Mario needed a reason why he is wearing a racoon tail. He breathes through this tail because his anus is infested with parasites.

“I know there’s people concerning about ‘Who drives the cars in Rocket League’ but don’t worry,” he wrote in a series of messages. “I created the cars as an antithesis to the driverless cars in the past driving games who are excessively unmanned. ‘Drivers in League’ who doesn’t have a word will be teased in the story…

Why not go all the way Kojima? Make up a backstory that these parasites have damaged her digestive system and that she can only feed on human semen.

Quiet looks like a character that can only come from a virgin. Because subtle sensuality is something you learn to appreciate when you mature as a non-repressed sexual…