Your opinion is wrong.

Blah blah blah bad evil white people.

That's what she said??? Followed by, "I'll sue you, you flabby, middle-aged alcoholic hack."

Nah, he was just like, "Where's the conflict?! It's too easy. All I'd have to do is beat her."

Be a squatter, not the squatted.

And what the fuck are you, then? An ape? A giraffe?

We might be snarky assholes, but we're not monsters, damn it. I feel awful for Snyder and his family.

Ugh. That disgusts me. A legend and a boyband singer.

I think Courtney Love is behind this one, too!

Was the Universe like, ok, I'll kill this asshole, but I also have to take a beloved grunge icon as payment?

If you fuck the guy from Nickelback, you're technically dead.

In Dothraki lore, it is considered a terrible sin to beat a dead horse.

Yeah, great, name your kid after a fictional jedi who killed his own dad.

RIGHT?!!?!?!

Sarcasm, right? Please, say that's sarcasm.

Seeing this fluffy pretty boy playing out his David Bowie wannabe fantasies makes me sick.

He's been hanging around with Johnny Depp too much. Incoherent, bloated, and claiming to be Native American.

Oh, "among the bushes." Like a Sasquatch that hates gays and blacks.

Yuuuuck. That's sarcasm, right?

I didn't even know these were still going…