I hate this and it's stupid. A transexual playing a transvestite. And fuck, she's no Tim Curry, either.

Woah, so progressive. #like u guys

Chapter 1
I went to see this movie. The theater was really dark. Then, all of a sudden, there was a bright flashing light! I screamed!

Oh my god fuck you Disney.

But really. Hannibal was cancelled. WHY ISN'T THIS. EYE FOR AN EYE MOTHER FUCKERS.

Oh wow, clever.

Seriously? Who are these guys sleeping with?

Also, I was joking, so it's weird to get so offended by it.

Nope, wrong. I've never had to wait tables. Being a jew, I got into TV easy, because we run Hollywood. ;-)

South Park may not be as Python-esque absurd as it was in its early years, but they're getting really good at nailing emotional moments. I thought that doll scene at the end was genuinely sweet, and not in a cheesy, forced way.

I usually cry during Fallon's act, too.

Let me guess. Born in Connecticut or Vermont or wherever, but now you "live in Brooklyn" so you totally get what Brooklyn's about, right? Freelance Graphic Designer and aspiring DJ?

I wish people would stop beating around the bush using words like "ethnic/cultural" to describe areas of cities. What that actually means is broke, ignored, and fucked.

Jeeesus Blogged.

I feel the same way. I mean, David Bowie endorsed them, and me being the sheeperson I am, I wanted to check them out because Bowie is God of Cool. But I can't finish a single damned song by them.

Eh, I was a child when 9/11 happened, it was impactful, but not as much as it would have been if it happened today. The point being it's absurd to pine after pop culture.

I don't think Kermit is coming off as a dick. He's coming off as well rounded. Personally, I didn't like saccharine post-Henson Kermit, the frog who makes inspirational speeches and remains zen all the time.

You're right. Arrest Development is an exception to the rule. I don't think Brooklyn 9-9 was perfect in its first season, but I think my opinion would be the minority one.

People are too hard on this show. Yes, they are familiar characters, but it's still a new comedy series. I can't think of one sitcom that got it 100% right in the first season.

Do you really give a shit about Walter? He was basically a one dimensional Scooter.