For #4, I had a theory about that: https://jalopnik.com/5908703/oh-thats-why-cars-in-horror-movies-never-start-the-first-time

Have you seen how many self-ascribed “enthusiasts” both on here and across the internet beg for this every day? Look I don’t get it, I think it’s fucking stupid to remove a major piece of tech that I interact with constantly just to save a few pounds low in the middle of the car...but there are at least a few…

So you lose a radio and a screen to save 11lbs over regular Carrera? Do Porsche execs come up with these editions while sitting in the office restroom?

Came here to say this, but you got there first, so I yield :-)

Okay, I’ll bite.

This guy definitely overreacted. But we Jalops know the #1 rule about cars. And that’s don’t mess with a person’s car. That rule implicitly exists because one has to rely on the law and order of society as, during normal daily use, your sweet baby can’t remain in your watchful gaze or out of the path…

There are plenty of places in the world where a 5 series would stick out like a sore thumb.

This stuff makes me sick and has been going on far too long.

Drone doping will be the next big scandal in bicycle racing.

Cadillac made that like a year after.

What’s really annoying is the lack of variety. My local Audi and Jeep dealership have 15 of the same cars with the same features/packages. Only stocking configurations that sell quickly and I don’t want to order a car.

I bought a die cast RX-8

I don’t know if it’s dumb but I bought a 2016 Santa Cruz Superlight R to match my 4-series:

Of course it was ego.

If you can’t afford a V8, you REALLY can’t afford to crash your v6.

If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.

His secret service detail will drop every mustang owner as a potential threat

It was sheer luck that nobody was killed. Life will go on as normal.

As summer intern in 1990, I got to tour an E31 prototype with Skip Barber Driving School (E30 M3's) across the USA.