"Fixed?" You're kidding, right?

Is... is this satire? Because honestly, you can't tell with nerd these days.

Last time I flew, years ago, I was a petite person. At the check-in the agent looked me up and down and then assigned seats. (This was a charter flight, no one got choices, you took what they gave you). I got on and next to me was an enormous woman who was so large that she couldn't use the tray. I'm positive that…

I am a mere size 12 - my butt JUST fits. I am 5'3 - my knees almost touch the seat in front of me. 5-fucking-3.

Sorry Lindy, love ya to bits, but you sound super-duper immature and passive aggressive and like YOU were the one late for the plane, hungover, and getting to your seat after everyone else had sat down. I don't care if you weight 65 pounds soaking wet, all THAT is annoying.

I'm gonna be "that guy" and pick a bone with the fact that I, Robot was based on a short story by Isaac Asimov in Robot Dreams that was published in 1986... Which really just makes it even more incredible as to how scary-accurate it is.

FUCK so now when idiots ask me if I'm a robot at work and I deny it they won't believe me and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM will bring this story up and expect me to be impressed because naturally I answer phones for a living and I can't read. And am a robot.

I read a great article a while back, and I can't find it for the life of me, that details that people don't realize that there is "in-group" and "out-group" speech that differs. It's along the same lines as black people calling each other different terms than non-blacks get to use.

Of course there was accreditation. They wouldn't let just anybody become analysis therapists, often known as "analrapists."

Presumably the Guild of Prostitutes offered certification.

Aw, sad (that they didn't kill off everyone).

Yeah, this is all important info. I really thought more people knew about how this worked.

No problem! Our training was with the FBI, so I'll link to their info. It's a good place to start.

"IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING SMART WIG!"

And what facts do you have to prove that psychologists aren't real scientists?

1) yes, those are red flags, especially the "somewhat joking somewhat serious" thing. classic, classic signs.
2) unfortunately, there's pretty much nothing you can do about it. keep pushing her, and she'll pull away from you, and then when the shit really hits the fan, she won't come to you for help. it pretty much…

That's really clever. It would be even better if Apple and the rest could make an adjustment to their OSs so that the user could rename and give a new icon to this app and others like it (in case the name becomes too famous).

Half of these fitness models/fitness bloggers own "small businesses" that entail some sort of MLM scheme, doing "social media," running some small portion of a family business, blogging for Adsense dollars, yadda yadda yadda. All things that are totally flexible and amenable to having small children and the time to…

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