Trump is right about one thing: the intelligence community IS out to get him. But he brought it on himself by his constant and public disregard for what they do.

They are real and they are FANTASTIC

Holy hell. This made me laugh out poo in the middle of going to the bathroom. It’s normal to read the comments while sitting on the toilet, right?

This would be a good addition to the bill - If father of child says you have to carry baby to full term, you get to kick him in the balls every time you feel pain.

Everything about this is just pure gold - the price, the discount, the name next to the dirt cheap price and “Made in China”... You can’t make this stuff up.

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

Drawing a comparison between mafia, or gang politics and foreign policy isn’t necessarily wrong. The tenets are pretty similar if not identical for he most part. The problem is even by gang standards this is tripping over a dollar to pick up a dime.

Who’s the docta they told you to go see?

But were they EASY Ds?

Today in a press conference, Sean Spicer said he hopes that Coretta Scott King “would support Senator Sessions’ nomination” if she were alive and that anyone who questions the success of the Yemen raid “owes an apology” to the Navy SEAL who died.

It’s just some ignorant bullshit. Unfortunately society has bought what Hollywood is selling us. Blacks are usually the villains in movies and whites are the good and pure ones that come save us. Good comes in all packages, just like evil.

Mike Pence is pretty much the defecto leader of the American Taliban. Her blonde hair helmet is essentially the burqa of rich, white women.

A few others have noted, ATVs do have a real purpose, despite their marketing. There are times when people need an ATV for otherwise impassable areas, especially in an emergency. So I can’t quite completely go along with “no one should be driving them,” though it’s appealing.

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

Beyonce’s having twins?!? Has anyone made a “Not the first time she’s totally carried two other people” joke yet?

Here’s mine

“That was when they suspended the Constitution. They said it would be temporary. There wasn’t even any rioting in the streets. People stayed home at night, watching television, looking for some direction. There wasn’t even an enemy you could put your finger on.”-The Handmaid’s Tale

 making for Pirates of the Caribbean: When Everyone’s Undead, We Can Do This Forever

I’m so goddamned disgusted right now. All I want for Christmas is for Tom Brady to get his dick knocked in the dirt. This asswipe and his asswipe wife (he can’t throw the balls and catch it, too), have NO FUCKING IDEA what it means to lose and KEEP losing.

I love the plot point on The Detour that their son is named Jareb, not Jared, because Dad was superdrunk when filling out the birth certificate.