I love the typo hare to the throne, like I’m now picturing them raising a bunny as their child and insisting everyone act like it’s a real baby. “Umm his name is Saint, have some respect”

Really what this whole end-of-the-world thing comes down to, isn’t it? inconvenience.

Oh wait! I haven’t told you guys the funniest part. I work as a phone sex operator and when my mom found out she called me a slut and now she wants to quit her job and have me show her how to be a phone sex operator. That is how insane my mother is. That shows you the level of crazy I deal with.

totes Babraham Lincoln. When I saw him on The Brink- for the first time not as Pornstache- I flooded the basement.

I hear Eddie vedder singing it

That song makes both Ronnie Van Zant and Warren Zevon spin in their graves.

You don’t have to have balls to be a baller ;)

You do NEVER know. Btw kid rock is the definition of a michibilly

The article sorta glazes over a really important bit of history - the establishment of Geographic Information Science and Epidemiology by John Snow. He worked out the central source for cholera in Soho by using geographic analysis, going against all prevailing scientific theory of the day. Its a really fascinating…

Poor lady. I hope this marks a positive turning point for her.

Whoa.

How very nice! A surprise good time is among the best kinds of good time.

Here’s my thanksgiving horror story - drinking Danzig beer with my brother

I'm American Indian so Thanksgiving is the holiday where we give thanks our tribe survived.

Haha I just said that. I have that set and it’s fun but who are they kidding with that ONE wine bottle space? What am I going to, an AA meeting or a picnic?

WHERE WILL I PUT MY WEED?!

The straws. 100% betting on the straws. Maybe the toast.