"...found a link between body fat and ovarian cancer—a link that the American Cancer Society and the National Cancer Institute has long suspected."

But... how do you get a dog to drink vodka?

This fact alone makes me like her a lot. She seems like a good egg.

But if it's not a trend then how does it scale? How do we make a profit off it??

And so begins the parade of racist fuckers trying to bait Kim and/or Kanye into assault because they paid that other racist fucker off.

And yet, here you are!

You know how the internet works, Erin. Write anything mildly critical of someone and the internet hoardes demand that person end their life. Nuance doesn't translate well in pixels, I guess.

Buddhists understand that everything is temporary. It wouldn't have made Ramis ( and thus Phil) bitter.

She wasn't nominated for any Grammys and wasn't invited to perform at them either. That's gotta hurt.

I guess I'm the only one who thought Simpson didn't look terrible in those jeans?

For a while there it was impossible to find anything but low-rise jeans. Thank goodness it coincided with a tunic trend otherwise I'd have been utterly screwed.

No doubt this trend will follow soon enough. Better stock up on the high-waisted jeans to tide is over.

I've recently had to refresh my jean wardrobe. There are a lot of mid-rise jeans available these days.

I'm tired of seeing everyone's ass cracks. Long live high-rise jeans!

So Robert Pattinson was definitely that really sad AMA about a famous person who really hates being famous, right?

This has the makings of a great romantic comedy.

Nope. I'm single because I'm unloveable.

Psst. You should ask tailleferarchambeault out.

You and VeryBadGood would have the best meetcute. I think you might be soul mates.

Yeah. My outrage got the best of me. I edited it really quick too. But you're fast.