Ah, you're right. I didn't read closely enough. Lack of sleep, sorry.

The real question is how can you consider your apartment clean when you didn't dust?

I did phrase it as a question. So you're arguing that men are just naturally slovenly pigs as compared to women? I mean, that is what your argument boils down to, let's be honest.

What if your parents have no life skills?

You're assuming that whoever is more "ambitious" is the one that makes more. Not so.

Buy some huggable hangers and make him hang those suckers up. Impossible to mess that up.

You're arguing that men are just naturally slovenly pigs?

I fucking love that movie.

I wonder if the bacteria changes when someone loses a lot of weight?

I'm pretty sure they always run this stuff passed guests for approval before the actual interview. Late night talk shows aren't in the business of humiliating guests- they wouldn't last long if they were.

It's frightening how easily this stuff can happen. One small slip of a finger and *bam.*

In fairness to that therapist a lot of depressed people have trouble keeping up with the basics of daily living- like showering, dressing, leaving the house. Doesn't mean you weren't depressed though, of course.

I get that. But you're veering into 'telling other people how to be' territory yourself.

I'm not sure Good Morning America or Jezebel really count as the news. It's just a human interest story.

Aww, jeez. Y U so mad? I really think you're reading a lot into this that isn't there.

High five! I've lost ~70lbs since February too!

You could always try a keto pizza!

Samesies! I'm pretty sure I deleted every bit of photographic evidence of my highest weight. But I'm going to keep the pants I wore then in the back of my closet forever to remind myself of how far I've come.

Err. What? Don't make this about you. We can accept all bodies and be happy for people who achieve their weight loss goals at the same time.

Aw, shucks! I don't think most people get it though, they keep calling me "bro."