Do they even use aerodynamics anymore?

I'm still waiting for him to review a WRX/STI. I can't wait to hear him rip those guys (myself included) apart.

The Reasonably-Priced Vauxhall Astra will be the one who knocks.

Dibs.

Hey John,

A1A Car Wash: The one that's a front to launder money to a meth empire.

Read the book, it's pretty much all true. Which makes it more amazing.

It's just like King Ranch Fords. or Texas Edition Silverados.

I know they are, I'm just referencing the super tiny windows and zero visibility

I still get sexually excited when I see one of those.

I'll get shit for this too

I'm going to get shit for this, but...

I live in Wichita, I've heard of Manhattan haha.

It's a term of endearment.

Future Classic…..

This.

Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Easy Peazy.

Calm your tits, everybody.

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

The Jimmy Fallon award: SO SPOT ON.