Thank you! Those were just the few I could think of at the time. I’m certain there are countless others. I normally ignore trolls, but this one seemed worth responding to. 

“Why, station by station, it seems to form a track all the way to my house!”

Word has it that Ezra took her down in a flash.

Lesson learned: we must be Better than Ezra

There's definitely some mental and emotional abuse of him being used as some dude's summer fling. And the fact that you keep bringing up the Italian age of consent doesn't somehow make it less predatory and creepy.

I almost have to respect how open Jeff Lowe is about being a grifter. I mean he is now riding the fame about a show that made absolutely clear that he is a con man who shouldn’t be trusted, which is really something.

“What a strikingly explicit spectacle of millennial depravity!”

This is unacceptable.

Not that I had a burning desire to watch it, but I’ll be happy to see it pop up on Disney+.  Now if they could just release New Mutants on Hulu, that would be awesome.

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Bird Box: 6 Wings, 6 Thighs, and a Biscuit

I worked on a project a few years ago where I was reviewing intelligence testing on kids who had strokes or abnormal brain circulation. One of the most interesting things was reading about the kids who had significant “intelligence” deficits from strokes, but they compensated by being highly sociable and recruiting…

I joined once back in my early 30's. I want to exactly one event. Nothing extreme like this, but mostly a sausage party and boring as fuck.

Probably still recovering from the heart operation, which I’m glad he got. So now he can live longer in prison.

It went all Stephen King unfortunately: started with a compelling premise, proceeded to piled on more ideas than it could handle, then ended with the protagonists killing a monster in a cave in the most underwhelming way possible. In the book Holly kills the Outsider by smacking it in the face with a sock full of ball…

For me, Jason Bateman’s speech in the prison, where he talks about teaching Ralph’s son to bunt, was the high point of this production. That was one hell of a performance. I’ve been a fan of Jason Bateman a long time, but I had no idea (and would not have guessed) that he had that much juice.

Even Joffrey wasn’t dumb enough to lead a small expedition force north of the wall, get captured, and pretty much hand deliver the Night King the only means he had of getting through the wall.

He should Star in a buddy comedy with the guy who played Draco Malfoy

Cube Steak

After reading the line “Okay, I need to know what, where, and Wahlberg,” I should stop internetting for the day. It won’t get better than this.