If you want me to be mean: it’s hanging around the inferior artist who is radioactively annoying’s fault.  Cute story, bro.

Season 2 of American Gods and eat a cock dipshit.

Swift showed up, did one of the better and less silly songs in the show, then stood around for two minutes and took off, it’s not like really acting.  At least she wasn’t stuck with some of the lines in Mistofelees where they reference him fathering tons of litters and because they’re making the character a nerd they…

That was only one of several times she’s done stuff like that. She often manages to be holier-than-thou while simultaneously having bad takes like that, and then as you can see her self-regard causes her to give that bloviative description of her suffering.  Hoo boy is right. 

Is this another way to name your kid Ashley?

it’s okay they’ll be homeschooling them in an egg

I don’t wish her ill but can’t fucking stand her, hopefully Gaiman will start producing things of quality again.

I love Judi Dench, but her singing voice was the real crime. Plus Francesca Hayward is so gorgeous it hurts but also can’t sing. And Ray Winstone can’t sing. And Idris Elba can’t sing. Which is only one step down from all of the people who are now considered performers for movie musicals when they also can’t sing…

I have romanettes for (i) eyeballs blow up (ii) nuts freeze (iii) nipples shatter

Caleb deciding not to rape the robots... “why are you here” I was expecting it to be that he got kicked out of the military for stopping those guys, possibly needing to use violence. If there was an initial big thing Caleb was going to do before Rehoboam diverted him they didn’t come up with it. I had said that this…

Mission Possibly Impossible: Plausibly Impossible Mission
Mission Impossible: No Actual Mission, Just People Chasing Ethan Hunt Around Again

(consults bucket list) can we do one where we see Cruise explode from the inside out?  Like fairly quickly but not like a balloon popping, he’s gotta realize it’s happening first, thanks.

...she was?  smdh

“left-field” - that is often our reaction to Korean films, they have so little respect for sticking to one genre. In light of Parasite y’all could do a dive into Korean cinema since the early aughts. The President’s Last Bang, Save the Green Planet!, Barking Dogs Never Bite, heck Bong wrote Phantom: The Submarine…

As long as they figure out a way to move it away from this incredibly insular world they’ve made where everybody is related. I mean...in The Force Awakens Leia is the head of the resistance...despite that they have won. They need some way to tell new stories instead of constantly barfing chewing swallowing barfing…

YESSSSS GRETA LEE!  Ever since she was Homeless Heidi I’ve thought she was really awesome, Russian Doll made that plain, and now she’s co-starring in Twilight Zone, wtg!  Right now I feel like we are in that Merritt Wever just before she got Studio 60 phase (what, you thought I was going to say Nurse Jackie?  Getting…

Fame! I’m gonna live foreverrrr I’m gonna learn how to fly (hiiigh)

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This episode felt a lot more like Star Trek: Disco to me: they made it engaging, at times cool and fun, low calories, but low nutrition. I think we should take a second and appreciate that, even if the rush to get to the next robot samurai fight is getting samey, this isn’t as boring as it was last season and it has a…

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