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it’s exceptionally difficult to capture the precise moment when lightning strikes a lightning rod

I am loving this editorial direction.

What is the “only” in the headline supposed to suggest?

attorney... Lawless

We should also be angry that the ad doesn’t properly use the subjunctive:

This is not the appropriate music for this trailer.

“Largest airplane” by what metric?

Well it’s wrong. You only capitalize class titles when they’re languages or unique titles (like certain college courses). You never capitalize math, history, penmanship - any generic ones.

Why did you capitalize handwriting?

I think it’s funny so I don’t tell him I know

Manayunk [an upscale business area]

treatment would not benefit Charlie but prolong the process of dying

Acceptance is a difficult thing to come to.

Let she who is proud of what she did in the early ‘90s throw the first stone.

Leaving the Trump administration for personal reasons == you’re an actual person, and all the administration’s interested in are empty sock puppets.

Reminds me of:

Shoulda worn the tail.