Each year, Coke pays Rutgers over $2.5 million in sponsorship, commission, and campus support funds.

the money came from student fees and amounted to $2000 than Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison earned when she spoke at Rutgers’s commencement.

TLC’s manager Bill Diggins solicited fans

dementia-based complications

I’m confused.

Are we forgetting about Nasim Pedrad?

Officials at the university estimate that it’ll cost about $3,000 to exhume and rebury each body, at a total cost of $21 million.

Who the hell is filming interlaced video in 2017?

‘90s

Why are they pledging halfway through the school year? Don’t you rush in the fall?

a combined 205 mph of exit velocity

the best movie of the 90s that doesn’t involve a giant “unsinkable” ship

This inappropriate laughing has me feeling all icky.

a dry Martini

Trump Tower which has been barricaded with bomb-proofing dump trucks

you still have to deal with stopping the bullet’s momentum. Think of the bullet as a soccer ball, and the kevlar—as well as your flesh behind it—being the net. You’re not really stopping the bullet per se, you’re catching it, and that can still do plenty of damage.

guns and the bullets they fire are not the hyper-precise weapons Hollywood makes them out to be

Oh my god. Did you ever take a science class in school?

Is there any drug, licit or otherwise, that you don’t have a problem with? Are you just into crystals or something?