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The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

He pushed her. Assault charges. Nothing less is acceptable.

They were fun back in the ‘80s, when they were relatively rare and used sparingly, like with Alice Cooper in Wayne’s World

Safe deposit box. Not “safety.”

Any good reason they don’t just

I’ve seen signs in airports going out of their way to exclaim “no really, all these prices are competitive based on the local economy.”

21 seasons of The Bachelor ... and after 15 years on the air

Trump designed and built the space himself

“Unlimited” means something very, very specific. You can’t add limitations and keep using that word.

it doesn’t include your phone’s payment plan, so if you want to pay monthly to buy a phone, it will cost more. Those are some pretty important asterisks

and then use a boosted-traction method to twist it open.

Uniforms are dumb. Full stop.

a series of holograms

his campaign promise to deport and incarcerate up to three million undocumented people

You badly need some hyphens.

A mayorally-appointed appointed Detroit Education Commission

Melania hired Lindsay Reynolds, a veteran of the second Bush Administration with deep ties in the Republican Party, to be her chief-of-staff.

The wires in a Tesla are high voltage but decidedly NOT high tension. They’re not synonymous.

“When you lose a $75 million airplane and, more importantly, an American life is lost … I don’t believe you can call it a success,” McCain, who was briefed after the raid, told NBC News.

Tension? What are you talking about?

The ball’s abandoned in a public space, right?