theeverpresent-football-player-rapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

That this was shared on Jezebel is embarassing. Have some body pride.

That this was shared on Jezebel is embarassing. Have some body pride.

Season as you eat. Each bite. Is delicious.

Is she high?

Only 25 lbs? My housecat weighs more than that.

I just realized I can’t name a single Ciara song. Even pulled her discography, looked her hits up on YouTube ... nada. What rock have I been living under?

Thicke once called her while he was on tour in the same year

You’ll need a current prescription to order glasses online.

We respect the decisions of a democratically elected president.

the next four years

which some people might think I’m completely crazy

Who is Cam?

Animals crackers are not. They’re cookies.

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Hijacking to shout-out this week’s most exciting release:

a posted speed limit of 25 kph (about 15 mph).

Wait that’s not Lucy Hale?!?

If Dippin Dots was truly the ice cream of the future ...

White supremacist thought leader Richard Spencer

Why in the world should you carry an ID on you?

1,1715

is just over 680-feet long