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The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

her last-ever interview as First Lady

They are also vulnerable to the elements and wild animals, including poisonous snakes.

No.

She then reportedly grabbed him under the arms and shook him a little, an action that sources close to the matter say was not intentionally aggressive. Baio pressed charges and now here we are.

the kind of stackable jar they sell at music festivals.

The only thing worse than pointing out that someone formed a possessive where they meant to form a plural is when doing so flies directly over their head.

The decision does have it’s detractors.

An MRE’s what at battle stations? You skipped a word in there.

various low level criminal offenses and traffic citations, though every major charge was dismissed

Why are “intro” and “outro” possessive in that contract?

For all that’s good and holy, stop capitalizing “privacy policy.” It’s not a proper noun.

POTUS should have an age cap of 50.

pre-evangelical Kirk Cameron

right outside the metallic elevators

If “clear and sparkly”are what’s important, there’s no legitimate reason to go with a diamond over a cubic zirconia.

real love “is rare,”

buyers could return the candle to stores for a full $35 refund

the trial is “fixed,” adding that he stands “no chance” at winning.

I don’t want that agreement to put us at a competitive disadvantage with other countries