theeverpresent-football-player-rapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

What is the proper way to snub a bathroom attendant?

Plan B costs $40 or $50 over the counter

“It is timely that we stick our neck out for the giraffe before it is too late,” he said.

the success of another ’90s TV show-turned-big budget summer flick

Also, see Anaconda: “I’m high as hell, I only took a half a pill”

“Who the fuck told you that we splittin that bill” is my new group-dinner mantra.

Looks more like a scooter than a moped.

the most vulnerable people: Muslims, the DREAMers, Jewish people, women, trans people, black protestors.

it would be impolitic for Kerry to censure Trump’s behavior when, come what may, he will soon be training the PEOTUS’s pick for Secretary of State

There is no such thing as “off-brand Cialis” any more than there’s “off-brand Pepsi”; that’s just called “cola.”

In accordance with NASA preservation guidelines... This is a precious heritage site, and NASA would like it preserved for posterity.

Who is watching Ray Donovan? I hear people talking about Masters of Sex and even Shameless, but Donovan? Never.

Joanna has spoken of and written about her conversations with God.

How does a landfill not count as a burial?

Pinch-pointing is the GD worst.

But wine is mostly water.

the country’s laws do not clearly delineate ways to punish abusers

Sliced cheese is refrigerated. There is a limited amount of refrigerated shelf space in even the largest CVS ever built. You could search said space to completion in 10 minutes, tops.

a burkini: swimming attire that covers all but one’s hands, feet, and face