I don’t need scary movies. I decided to keep my Galaxy Note 7.

It’s the only logical option!

It’s the only logical option!

Ellen tweeted this image last night, calling it “half” of her Halloween costume. Frankly, I have no interest in seeing the other 50 percent.

Jesus, both on the same day? What are the odds?

Bath mat? Why?

Bath mat? Why?

earlier this month and Monday

What a catch! No wonder his standards are so high.

Could this be the dude?

“It’s like one of those ‘Damien’ movies — it’s like every time you think he’s dead, he keeps coming again.”

The “look for HTTPS” note is pretty simplistic.

“This how publishers keep track...”

Assault caught on camera. Where are the charges?

The captioner spelling Xander with a Z gets my blood boiling.

Catholic hospitals are barred from performing ... sterilization procedures

Aren’t all Mexicans American-Mexicans? Mexico’s in the Americas.

Steam users get what they deserve.

RE: that banner

Aren’t they only crosshairs if they cross? Otherwise: reticles?

Fat doesn’t grow, it accumulates.

Cook from Skins