theeverpresent-football-player-rapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

That is one ugly-ass frat house. It looks like an evangelical church.

Snoozed, lost.

We LOVE people.

Lauren Ralph

So get a $5,000 car. There’s no reason to take out a loan on a fancy car.

Grab a Full-Size of Your Favorite Makeup Samples

Grab a Full-Size of Your Favorite Makeup Samples

Christ, it’s not a house or anything so expensive. If you can’t buy a car cash, you shouldn’t be driving at all.

a group of children running into the road

Among nonusers of hormonal contraception, 1.7% of Danish women will be prescribed anti-depressants. In users, that number goes up to 2.2%—a 0.5% increase.

the set was invaded by men with real guns late in the day. The cast and crew, set up in Bed-Stuy, were suddenly interrupted, and some shots were fired. Then the actual police arrived

Veep’s Gary Cole

women having private sexual thoughts about Edward Cullen is the as Trump talking

“I was wondering what your best moment so far at (company name here) was?”

But pumpkins aren’t spicy.

Less than a year later, Tinder added common connections

Uh, no, no, no.

Kristine Belson, President of Sony Pictures Animation

Everytime you write “emojis” instead of “emoji,” an angel loses its wings.

Just because some people can’t handle their vices of choice is no reason the rest of us can’t have cute clothing.