what is not to like?

I find it odd that she’s not making any noise until after the door is open and she’s revealed to the camera. I’d think a real captive would be audible the entire time the camera’s in the apparent basement area.

Veep’s Gary Cole

women having private sexual thoughts about Edward Cullen is the as Trump talking

“I was wondering what your best moment so far at (company name here) was?”

But pumpkins aren’t spicy.

Less than a year later, Tinder added common connections

Uh, no, no, no.

Kristine Belson, President of Sony Pictures Animation

Everytime you write “emojis” instead of “emoji,” an angel loses its wings.

Just because some people can’t handle their vices of choice is no reason the rest of us can’t have cute clothing.

A citizen had a bald eagle fly in front of his vehicle

when she was 19-years-old

Why does killing get “allegedly” but abusive doesn’t?

I read that headline as “Truly Ridiculous Vegan Fundraiser” and thought, “yes, that sounds about right.”

I’m sure some of this was psychological

Theranos’ claims

The team posted two to three posts per day

I broke up with my periodontist after analyzing a bill and noticing a charge for “dental instruction.”