theeverpresent-football-player-rapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

So you didn’t “have” to go onto the sidewalk at all. Own up to your choice.

Had to go onto the sidwalk due to lack of bike lanes

When you’re going that fast, you’ve got a very small part of the wheel in contact with the road at any time, so if anything gets between your wheel and the road, it’s catastrophic

We don’t have cable because we’re CHEAP.

Copy. Editing.

its affect on the Dayton Facebook group

You suck at possessives.

Is this a problem only experienced by people who rely on social feeds to discover content?

but production of small-scale production has already started

Anybody remember Chef Boyardee chicken ravioli? Not the tomato-sauce garbage, but the stuff in gravy?

SCAN is actually an anagram for Sandy-colored African nomad, which is ironic because lions are typical pack animals. It’s funny!

a protoplanet roughly the size of New Jersey

have you gladly saying Mahalo?

I appreciate that it includes an “egg whisk” that you can use as a stirrer while you’re preparing meals.

I appreciate that it includes an “egg whisk” that you can use as a stirrer while you’re preparing meals.

We used to have problems with Europeans wearing jeans

Explain the difference between digital manipulation and someone wearing makeup.

In what universe? The no-s rule only applies to possessives of plural nouns, not proper nouns that just happen to end with an s.

When we first came across Mayers’ account

which stands five-feet-tall