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The ever-present football-player rapist
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An active shooter opened fire at Lackland Air Force base in San Antonio around 8:45 Friday morning, police said.

By that logic, we should be electing Chelsea for president?

I would hope that journalists understood the subjunctive mood: wish I were young again.

Watch Paint Dry is a 45-second-long game about watching paint dry. It was made by a 16 year-old guy who’s not even a game developer

I don’t understand the distinction. A pixel is a picture element; it need not be a physical thing like a CRT triad. So long as the image is constructed from like-sized points on a grid, they can accurately be referred to as pixels.

But what is an 8-bit game? Are we referring to sprite data? Address bus?

But what is an “8-bit Mario” image? Even Mario sprites from SNES games are only 16 colors, and fit the definition of 8-bit imagery.

How exactly can a tattoo be “8-bit?” If it’s pixel art, say “pixel art.”

a writer who called him a “millionaire” instead of a “billionaire” in 2016:

Torrents are boring. Write about usenet.

the lower health care costs are for everyone

a 5 p.m. curfew when he must be at his own in Tunbridge, Vermont

editing your registry, which terrified me

The possessive of Skins (the team) is Skins’s. The no-trailing-s rule only applies to plural nouns - the team is singular.

For a retrospective video, it’s stupid to use graphics that have been smoothed and interpolated with post-processing filters. Give us the real deal (I’m looking at you, FFV).

Acceptable hot dog pricing $0.XY

aired its analysts’ off-air commentary

Don’t run in one direction while looking in another.

It’s odd how all these diferent artists are making the same basic mistakes when it comes to facial-feature proportions.