theeverpresent-football-player-rapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

the footage wasn’t entirely 3D

the lower health care costs are for everyone

Would stepping on ants be OK?

a 5 p.m. curfew when he must be at his own in Tunbridge, Vermont

editing your registry, which terrified me

The possessive of Skins (the team) is Skins’s. The no-trailing-s rule only applies to plural nouns - the team is singular.

For a retrospective video, it’s stupid to use graphics that have been smoothed and interpolated with post-processing filters. Give us the real deal (I’m looking at you, FFV).

Bearings != marbles.

Acceptable hot dog pricing $0.XY

aired its analysts’ off-air commentary

Don’t run in one direction while looking in another.

drone-piloted barge

It’s time for the whole world to stop buying coffee pods.

It’s odd how all these diferent artists are making the same basic mistakes when it comes to facial-feature proportions.

FEWER than two weeks.

the club was hemorrhaging so much money playing on Long Island … and had to bail

*sees Crossfit shirt pair of children*

I miss Winston.

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