theeverpresent-football-player-rapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

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Gs. It’s not possessive.

You’re cherry picking.

I worked at a hippie vegetarian place* in the ‘90s.

he just couldn’t communicate outside of pointing at what he wants. For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer

Where did they come from as these rifles?

If nothing else, this story is about how people need to own up to their mistakes.

Any way. Two words.

This is an incredibly difficult headline to parse due to its inability to express that Direct is a proper noun, and not “direct.”

Isn’t one’s neck traditionally narrower than one’s head?

vacuum tube filled with neon gas

I like to just consume pure caffeine citrate powder.

1,000 milligrams of taurine

So... don’t have kids?

just because we had split two meals didn’t mean that he’d worked half as hard as he would have if we’d each ordered our own meal, so he tipped based on the amount the bill would have been had there been four entrees on it.

you can send share your location info

builds his own quad

But my bedroom has windows?

But my bedroom has windows?

Again, places where 26-year-olds shouldn’t be working.

Hearing other players speak is the worst thing to happen to gaming.