So... don’t have kids?

just because we had split two meals didn’t mean that he’d worked half as hard as he would have if we’d each ordered our own meal, so he tipped based on the amount the bill would have been had there been four entrees on it.

you can send share your location info

Hope was not lost today

builds his own quad

But my bedroom has windows?

But my bedroom has windows?

a chain of Hospitals

Again, places where 26-year-olds shouldn’t be working.

Hearing other players speak is the worst thing to happen to gaming.

Fucking Gawker dupes.

people actually trying to color their eyes

Wait, isn’t her name Aziah? Why are you calling her by her Twitter handle?

Seems egregious that he was arrested for trespassing

Maybe I’m just being obtuse here, but it sounds like we’re talking about two things:

It was a guy, and the women led the mockery.

Wearing pants is so puritanical.

Having rules for farting is nearly the definition of puritanical.

Heh. My family used to make fun of another family member who insisted on going to the bathroom to fart.

I saw her lift herself out of her chair and audibly fart. She farted. In a restaurant.

And YouTube Red is like burning half your money and giving the rest to people to deserve it.