builds his own quad

But my bedroom has windows?

But my bedroom has windows?

Again, places where 26-year-olds shouldn’t be working.

Hearing other players speak is the worst thing to happen to gaming.

Fucking Gawker dupes.

people actually trying to color their eyes

Wait, isn’t her name Aziah? Why are you calling her by her Twitter handle?

Seems egregious that he was arrested for trespassing

Maybe I’m just being obtuse here, but it sounds like we’re talking about two things:

It was a guy, and the women led the mockery.

Wearing pants is so puritanical.

Having rules for farting is nearly the definition of puritanical.

Heh. My family used to make fun of another family member who insisted on going to the bathroom to fart.

I saw her lift herself out of her chair and audibly fart. She farted. In a restaurant.

Is this an image edited in MS Paint, or did someone actually send out fabric to be printed on?

There are two sides to every story

He served a little less than one year in jail and remained on probation for the next five.

What flavor Kool-Aid is it today?

Hungary just closed their borders to refugees and are putting up razor wire fences.

You have some bizarre beliefs about how to capitalize words.