MAY be correct? Speeders make the road more dangerous for everyone. They have no moral high ground to stand on.

I’ve started honking at people who don’t use their turn signals. Is this wrong?

Scalia believes that only corporations should be allowed to get married.

I suppose next you’ll be telling me I shouldn’t honk at people who turn without signaling, either.

Does Gawker not own a flatbed scanner?

Many of us would gladly pay $5 or even $10 for some new emotes

Some footlongs may only be five bucks

The quickest way to tell if a SNES gamer has taste is to ask their opinion of Chrono Trigger.

Floss picks are for children. Use real floss. And none of that flavored bullshit.

Shouldn’t good golfers be able to adapt to shittier than expected conditions?

Despite the headline, I do not feel like I’ve met Emma Quangel. I’m still aware she exists, but don’t really know much more about the person.

heads-up: “I had a friendships”

I like Grado headphones. They look like crap (or at least, the ugly headphones you used for language instruction in school), so you know they’re going to sound good. And they do!

now I realize that it’s not really that funny.

with the other two being installed this Summer

micro-brew coffee

Doesn’t Uber provide the smartphone?

then made passionate love to scarf commemorating the Treaty of Amiens

They made the decision to go along with the restaurant’s policies by working there. It’s very much a choice where one works.

Kinja might cause irrabilitability, frustration, and lower IQ.