*hug* I know it’s hard to carry all that hate inside.

People say no to the police all the time. But it is more like “NO!” or “Noooo....”

We never-nudes don’t ever have to worry about it. Get them little jean short diapers. Never too early to start.

Newb. I enjoy quantum masturbation.

Don’t forget that while leafing, it is an excellent time to hit up an orchard. I love pick-your-own ones, and mid-September is a great time for some of the best types of apples. (I’m looking at you, honey crisp.)

Squall being dead at least explains why he was such a dick.

Reddit: Much like the rest of the internet, its only good for porn.

I feel your pain with the mod that didn’t think faggot was a bad word. I worked in a school and had to explain to the principal why the word faggot is a bad word and homophobic. To his credit, he realized his mistake and the next year helped get a GSA set up.

Those were my exact thoughts. I clearly have my own shit to deal with if I am coming in. Having to “break-up” with my therapist seems counter-productive (unless you feel the need for it). Furthermore, I not paying another co-pay so I can break up.

Teachers in that district also have similar posts on their facebook. “Round up all them bad admins and hang them high in the street.”

Sing like nobody’s listening. Dance like nobody’s watching.

The games I DM’ed were as LGBTQ friendly as we wanted (and oh how we wanted). Once we discovered the Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, all bets were off.

I wanted to pull a Dagg when the camera switched from portrait to landscape-in-portrait. Also, 240p?

Sounds like the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone and the increase in animal populations. Basically, humans are significantly more dangerous to plants and animals than radiation.

ProTip: Remember to remove the links. Nothing screams plagiarism like underlined blue words in your essay.

Godzilla is Groot?

Amen, I was hoping someone would point out it looks like a Casio My First Keyboard.

There are ice cube trays that make long, narrow cubes/cylinders. You could pop them right down through the openings in bottles and cans. My roommate bought one in college and it revolutionized our low-key public drinking.

If someone asks when you’re having a baby, answer simply “for dinner.”

I just went into his office and beat the hell out of myself in front of him. For some reason, I thought of my first fight with Tyler.