Damn straight. Real life got more potent. Marijuana just rose to the occasion. Good job, MJ.

When I was little, there was a clown that would stalk my house after midnight. The innocent jingle as it moved through the halls, fingers dragging against the walls. Slow, barely audible giggles like a low groan. My door would creak open. I would see it standing over me. It would let out a “sshhhh...” that sounded…

*hug* I know it’s hard to carry all that hate inside.

People say no to the police all the time. But it is more like “NO!” or “Noooo....”

We never-nudes don’t ever have to worry about it. Get them little jean short diapers. Never too early to start.

Newb. I enjoy quantum masturbation.

You won’t trick me into believing your lies. I know Jewluminati propaganda when I hear it! ;)

Don’t forget that while leafing, it is an excellent time to hit up an orchard. I love pick-your-own ones, and mid-September is a great time for some of the best types of apples. (I’m looking at you, honey crisp.)

Squall being dead at least explains why he was such a dick.

Reddit: Much like the rest of the internet, its only good for porn.

I feel your pain with the mod that didn’t think faggot was a bad word. I worked in a school and had to explain to the principal why the word faggot is a bad word and homophobic. To his credit, he realized his mistake and the next year helped get a GSA set up.

Those were my exact thoughts. I clearly have my own shit to deal with if I am coming in. Having to “break-up” with my therapist seems counter-productive (unless you feel the need for it). Furthermore, I not paying another co-pay so I can break up.

Teachers in that district also have similar posts on their facebook. “Round up all them bad admins and hang them high in the street.”

Sing like nobody’s listening. Dance like nobody’s watching.

The games I DM’ed were as LGBTQ friendly as we wanted (and oh how we wanted). Once we discovered the Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, all bets were off.

I wanted to pull a Dagg when the camera switched from portrait to landscape-in-portrait. Also, 240p?

Sounds like the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone and the increase in animal populations. Basically, humans are significantly more dangerous to plants and animals than radiation.

ProTip: Remember to remove the links. Nothing screams plagiarism like underlined blue words in your essay.

Trump and ecstasy are two words that never belong in the same sentence.

Godzilla is Groot?