New Career Plan:

Too soon.

Once my state legalizes recreational marijuana, I’m going to go back and re-read my old collection starting at Uncanny #266. The rosters of my childhood are the only ones my heart will allow.

When this game is inevitably $10 in a steam sale, I’ll still pass until it drops below $5. And even then, I’d still really question the purchase.

When this game is inevitably $10 in a steam sale, I’ll still pass until it drops below $5. And even then, I’d still…

Great article. For most of them, you might as well link directly to ThinkGeek for an example.

“Shhhh...It’s okay little guy. Trump is down in the U.S. We’re safe up here.”

Fuck you 2016.

6. Shoot the hostage.

An adult’s mind in my five year old self? If that meant I somehow also got my five year old imagination back, I don’t know that I could resist.

Be wary of taking life/family advice from Business Insider. They are right, but for the wrong reason. If someone asks to borrow money, mention interest. They’ll never ask again.

At that price, they might as well be firing people on social security out of it.

That punishment seems disproportionate at best, sinister at worst. If a ballot worker says you took a selfie and you say you didn’t, any defense you try to mount will be nullified by “You deleted it.” Unless you don’t even have your phone, the ballot worker is the one that gets the benefit of the doubt. Any high…

You’re right. It looks totally nuts.

Little trick, instead of “I need,” use “Would you kindly?” Picked that one up working at Ryan Industries.

Nadya Labi wrote an article regarding children’s overbooked schedules in the late 90'’s. It commented on the lack of unstructured play and how helicopter parents remove the necessity for kids to navigate their own social groups. I agree with that aspect of Lanza’s criticism.

Beautifully dissected!

In so far as I can tell, nutrition is essentially witchcraft. Or propaganda.

I’ve been using tricks like this for years. If I am having spaghetti, I put a scoop of my dessert ice cream in the middle so I can insulate it. 

Is there a reason capital gains don’t/can’t have a progressive system like income tax? For example, tax capital gains at 20% up to $20,000, then 25% in the next bracket and so on. I’d genuinely like to know.

I’m the bad guy?