Did anyone see his interview on The Daily Show? I’m pretty sure there was a hard cut while Blomkamp was talking about being white, plus he booked it the hell out of there at the end of the interview.

Beautiful! You might want to also check out David J. West. His gallery is in Springdale (next to the park) and he’s got some amazing work.

Which trail(s) did you do? I’ve done the Narrows, Angel’s Landing (never again), and Emerald Pools. I have family right outside the park and absolutely love it there.

A law should be passed requiring school administrators to eat exclusively from the cafeteria during school hours.

This seems like the perfect grandparent gift.

A while back I read an article somewhere that talked about the role of business in technological progress. The essence of the article was that technological invention is inevitable, and true credit for progress belongs to the entrepreneur that capitalized upon the talent or genius that became available.

Oh no! That’s terrible! If only I knew where to warn people to stay away from and how to avoid accidentally getting hooked up... ¬_¬

Food-saving mistakes are the worst. I was carrying a bunch of food and was trying to turn a doorknob. My burrito slid, but I caught it and popped it back on the plate. A second or two later I realized there was scorchingly hot, still steaming bean and cheese coating my thumb. There was great pain and sadness that day.

Doc, I’ve been reading you over the weekend, trying to feel out your style, hear your writer’s voice. And now, with this article....in the words of music artist Edwin McCain...I could not ask for more.

Different driver each time. It was extremely bizarre. 

I dropped some stuff off at the Staples copy center and they told me to pick it up Monday. They didn’t have off on Labor Day. Probably because they don’t have a union. Or their asshole bosses thought it would be ironic.

Fair enough. Several of my friends and I had jobs in college where we collected dirty dishes from the janitors’ closets on each floor of the various form buildings. Kids were too lazy to bring them back to the dining hall, so they left them there.

I love Dale! Thank you for bringing him into my day. :)

Ow! That sounds like your first concern was getting medical attention instead of worrying about looking like you wet yourself.

One, that sucks! Two, well played!

Okay, you make a valid point. So maybe just go in your underwear or nude from the waist down? At least then instead of being “the guy who maybe pissed himself on google maps,” you can be “the guy who confidently and proudly presented himself on google maps.”

Haha! I mean, that’s terrible, just awful. One of my college friends had a hometown friend come up and she let him crash on her new couch after much drinking. Now I know you’re thinking he pissed or shit on the couch. Incorrect. He shit on her whole apartment. After taking off his clothes in his stupor for some…

True. You probably need to wash your pants anyway, so you might as well just go nuts.

This! It may only happen once in a decade, but the day you snag, tear, or stain your outfit is also going to be the day you are making a presentation or meeting with higher-ups. You sir, are a wild and wise weasel.

ProTip: If you spill half of something and it looks like you pissed yourself, just dump the other half somewhere that makes it clear you didn’t.