I’ve been someone who would rather just do it myself and have it done exactly how I want, but in all fairness, I used to work in youth theater and left 3 kids to paint a pillar, then came back to find half the set literally gone. They forgot which thing to paint and didn’t want to ask, so they painted a bunch of…

If I could truly go back and change one career decision that I regret? Inventing time travel and clearly not capitalizing on the invention. I’m not wealthy. Hitler still happened. But honestly, while I could go collect my Nobel Prize, casualty actuarial consulting is really my passion.

Ouch. That’s kind of a harsh headline. Bill Nye has been very active and public in fighting climate change denial.

I know. Took me all seven days to write it.

I can’t wait to try out the peace sign now! Does that make me an aggressive driver? A passive aggressive driver?

We also had Hello Fresh for a while, so they may have had the nutty drivers.

We had Blue Apron and had to drop it because their drivers were fucking insane. I shit you not.

For a lot of people, you’re right that they could do that even more easily and inexpensively than one of these food services.

Well that’s a odd reaction to a whistleblower.

That’s a good point that brings up some issues with traffic laws in general.

You’re right about sucking it up, as infuriating as it can be if you’re stuck behind a slowpoke in the left lane.

Seems like you almost killed her with kindness. Literally! Mwahaha!

Everyone is posting great reasons to stop using it. Personally, my issue is that “alt-right” sounds too much like “alright.”

Well...yeah, you’re totally right. But that makes the joke less fun.

If someone passes you on the right, they’re an asshole. If everyone passes you on the right, you’re the asshole.

I’ve found most dogs fall into a few categories with physical attention.

That sounds absolutely adorable. I’m sorry she passed away. She sounds like a great dog.

Great list! I would have put Charisma higher up though. I rolled an elf with only high and low stats, nothing near average. I maxed Charisma and Intelligence at the cost of Dexterity and Wisdom.

Are you kidding? A Chinese man that loves square dancing, wants to destroy the internet, and Streisanded his own villainy?

Pokemon Go is absolutely a distraction while driving, just as texting is. And when texting became the hotbutton driving issue, the solution here in the US was putting up thousands upon thousands signs saying “Don’t text and drive!” and “Text Stop - 5 Miles.” The only effect was reminding people that they should…