So when the world is being ravaged by bioengineered pandemics and doctors are rushing for a cure to save mankind, they can decode the genome and find the message “I did it for the lulz!”

I love to play in Universe Simulator!

You read my mind. I want him to render it in 4k and narrate it in that sexy voice.

But if the ship is in the harbor, doesn’t that mean it’s fleet week?

Exactly! If you’re older than 30, you know the agony of a pre-internet youth! Imaginary friends were the only option other than your best friend’s blocked and mostly-scrambled adult cable channel.

Ha! YES! All the freaking time. Did you not puberty?

Dying baby planet? Goddamn baby-murdering liberals! An almost fully-formed Jupiter and they harvest. its. gas.

If all the cheaters are gone, there will be only one player left in the whole game. They’ll immediately post on metacritic:

Oh Legends of Tomorrow... I want to love you so badly... Why can’t you be mildly good?

Wait for it....waaaait for it...that last little bit with whiff away to nothing any second!

I don’t think the mosquitoes wonder where we fit in the ecosystem. They know, and we’re delicious.

Glad someone posted that ASAP.

That’s a really good point about cosmetics and theater make-up. Age make-up looks horrible up close, but seems perfect on stage 50 feet away.

You got your cosplay in my photoshop!

5. Mind Reading Devices