https://www.revolver.news/2021/10/meet-ray-epps-the-fed-protected-provocateur-who-appears-to-have-led-the-very-first-1-6-attack-on-the-u-s-capitol/

They couldn’t give us a glimpse of a Guild navigator but we can get this H.R. Giger-esque human centipede mashup.

This is what got the asses in the seats.

Ed Sheeran is out with the ‘Rona.

Cluck no!

Chapaghetti. For when I want jajang-myon but can get it right away.

1000+ Pimp points for Sting at the time.

Where does it say Harkonnen dick spider?

This one...

No Emperor Shaddam IV! No Feyd-Rautha! No Hasimir Fenring! Not even a cursory ‘Hey Y’all!’ from Princess Irulan. I felt like I watched a 2 1/2 hour sizzle reel and all I got was a Harkonnen Dick Spider.

There is a big difference between accidental and negligence, Alec my boy.

Twitter is NOT the majority of the public, fuckface.

The ‘Kwisatz Haderach’ is when I insert my penis into a pain induction box while someone holds a gom jabbar at my neck until climax.

Why do people name their kids ‘Maximus’ these days?

Duck Sauce!

No. They just cover for the fucked up shit they’re doing.