This is what got the asses in the seats.

Ed Sheeran is out with the ‘Rona.

Cluck no!

Chapaghetti. For when I want jajang-myon but can get it right away.

1000+ Pimp points for Sting at the time.

Where does it say Harkonnen dick spider?

This one...

No Emperor Shaddam IV! No Feyd-Rautha! No Hasimir Fenring! Not even a cursory ‘Hey Y’all!’ from Princess Irulan. I felt like I watched a 2 1/2 hour sizzle reel and all I got was a Harkonnen Dick Spider.

There is a big difference between accidental and negligence, Alec my boy.

Twitter is NOT the majority of the public, fuckface.

The ‘Kwisatz Haderach’ is when I insert my penis into a pain induction box while someone holds a gom jabbar at my neck until climax.

Why do people name their kids ‘Maximus’ these days?

Duck Sauce!

No. They just cover for the fucked up shit they’re doing.

And probably the most truthful...

Bernie is a fuckung clown just like your stupid Howard Zinn regurgitating ass.

Drink up comrade...