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No Emperor Shaddam IV! No Feyd-Rautha! No Hasimir Fenring! Not even a cursory ‘Hey Y’all!’ from Princess Irulan. I felt like I watched a 2 1/2 hour sizzle reel and all I got was a Harkonnen Dick Spider.

There is a big difference between accidental and negligence, Alec my boy.

Twitter is NOT the majority of the public, fuckface.

Spreading your STDs. The vax doesn’t stop that shit.

The ‘Kwisatz Haderach’ is when I insert my penis into a pain induction box while someone holds a gom jabbar at my neck until climax.

They gonna put Lori Lightfoot in a hawaiian shirt and put her ass in Bikini Bottom.

So white people were in North America way earlier than thought. Fuck the colonizer bullshit.

I heard tell Facebook is changing it’s name to ‘Truth Social’.

Why do people name their kids ‘Maximus’ these days?

Duck Sauce!

No. They just cover for the fucked up shit they’re doing.

Learn to code!