+1000 Pimp Points!

‘The lady will have 10 ounces of gin in a bowl. No ice.’

So a white male is uncomfortable giving a female a hug and you take a jab at that? Until this muthafucka grows some hair, I ain’t trustin’ none of you ho’s.

Keep it Real!

Shit. More people might get laid with all the mask wearin’ goin’ on.

But it does set a tone..

Next time he rolls up in that piece he should be sportin’ this getup.

Who The Fuck wear J. Crew anymore? This is what a Real Pimp looks like.

I already don’t care.

Your mother?

Here’s a thought: Why do Alabama family reunions and weddings happen at the same time?

It’s a Republic.

I wanted to help out in this time of crisis, so I went to donate blood the other day. They told me that they don’t take ‘Pimp Juice’.