Said in a heel wrestler voice... “Non-profit MY ASS!"

The fuckboy comment made me giggle... surprised UNC never had a “Fuckboy JJ” chant back in the day.

It’s becoming more and more obvious that Swift’s biological mother is Christine Baranski.

Bill is a national treasure.

The girls of Jezebel need to take a nap because I read nothing but bitching, whining, complaining, and jokes that fell flatter than Ariana Grande’s failed attempt at humor.

Damn that was sexy.... I need to go take a shower.

Counterpoint you have a 2 inch dick and your wife looks at you the way everyone looks at Ted Cruz.

He should have brought up how Wes Welker boned her in Belichick’s office. That woukd have been fun celebrity stuff.

Wilson is a toad who has a poster of Tim Tebow in his room.

That is.... SPECTACULAR!

Had Chris Benoit’s brain not been mush your last sentence would be complete bullshit.

Does this mean Clark is going to take Cam to a hotel and proceed to beat the shit out of him?

That was some crazy ass porn right there.

Was this before or after he went into a bathroom, to shoot up steroids?

Everytime Bryan does a flying headbutt Vince has a Benoit flashback and runs to the nearest gym to calm down.

I’m pretty sure she wasn’t happy to be dubbed over by Glenn Close for Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes, but I could be wrong.

Maybe Will Smith should ya know, actually give a great performance in something; instead of phoning it home for the past 10 years or so.

He still doesn’t know when Jordan ends and he as a person begins.

As Pucky the Whale watched this game from his hotel suite he cried tears of sadness... he then did a lot of blow off of a Hartford strippers ass.

This is beyond spectacular!