So what you're saying is that reality is... sans Sarif?

I believe some men are too scared to ask women these questions because they know, deep down in the hairy masculine vault of their very being, that these are some profoundly stupid questions. They fear the women will look at them with a withering stare, sneer slightly and then tell their friends, "hey, you really need…

My favorite Family Circus re-imagining is this one...

I'm gonna be that guy...

What an infuriating waste of taxpayer money. Computers for the classroom, fine. More school suppies or extracurricular funding, fine. Free iPad handouts? No. Government should be supporting the education system, not playing Santa Claus for families.

That was already covered: "true patriot"

And a raging homophobe, xenophobe and military jock sniffer.

Tombstone used feel!

Really excited for the flood of rational, well-intentioned comments this is going to spawn in here. But seriously happy for the organizers that this thing is taking off so successfully.

Why do you think they've got money? Just because they've released a few well-regarded indie games doesn't mean they're rich.