Here I found it. Now, you can go there instead of clicking on a celebrity gossip post to complain about how jezebel has too much celebrity gossip.

That is the first Britney song I've heard in a long time that DOES actually sound like her.

i love these fools

Kanye is both 100% right and a total jackass. It was an off handed comment the president made while getting make up done. Kanye, you own your jackassness or did I miss interpret the line, "here's one for the douchebags?"

Literally the only joke there that's at the expense of vegetarians is "they have bad farts". Are you insecure about your farts or something?

AH HA HA. SOMEONE CANT TAKE A JOKE.

I think that's kind of the point, right? He's trying to piss those people off by saying, "this symbol is now being appropriated by me, and I'm black. Neener neener neener." It's kind of funny in that light.

It's not genius, exactly, because it's Kanye, but the thought of millions of conservatives, militiamen, and un-Reconstructed confederates across the country just WRITHING in blind rage, as he is driving away in his Lamborghini is some kind of artistry. Like electing a black man for President.

Here is a better picture.

The average double-income household makes about the same as a single-income household did in the 70s. Create an economy where you don't need to be married to have any disposable income, and I'm sure the resulting rich singletons will be happy to spend it.

So why doesn't she just hand out bags of low-sodium nuts or pomegranates or something that sends a healthy message? Or, much cheaper than that, she could just turn off her porch light and choose not to participate. But she wouldn't choose either of these options because her desire is to shame children for being…

The Book of Jezebel: E is for Everything Lena Dunham Says is Brilliant

How shocked are you, really?

I find it interesting that folks choose this moment and this essay to start critiquing writing style and grammatical errors. This blog is fucking rife with errors daily that drive me bananas, but I've rarely seen so much commentary on those issues until this essay. Let's focus on the fucking content rather than…

Peppered with advice about "not acting like Marilyn Monroe," and "nobody heard Hilary Clinton when she showed cleavage," you really think the rest of their advice is given in good faith?

LOL, if that was vitriol then you've led a charmed life. She's actually not being mean, she's saying that Kate Bosworth is taking up space that a more talented, noteworthy, and CURRENT woman should have. And she makes a decent point about it boiling down to her being blonde and thin, which is a legit criticism when…

Sorry, I agree with Dodai here. Kate Bosworth is a less than notable actress who's been working the model angle for over ten years with no desirable results, even when she tried to pull some weak Bjork moves. She's not nice, she's not smart, she's not current, and us celeb watchers got sick of her presence years…

I don't see why people are getting up in arms. No one has anything against Kate Bosworth personally, I was thinking of this post as an examination of thin, white, pretty privilege. She over benefits from her output. That should be addressed. Of course the title of the piece has to be emphatic to drive the point home.…

I want Janelle Monae to have a collection. Because I fucking LOVE her look. And I feel that if I bought something from her collection I'd be marginally cool. (I wouldn't, but humor me).