You're the worst.

I don't know, man, I feel like we're really reaching here.

BEYONCE IS NOT STUPID, YOU TAKE THAT BACK MEAN PYRAMID MAN.

Whoa, a sex tape joke, totally unexpected!

You can most certainly sigh in delight. Eat something delicious, have great sex, see someone/something lovely ("dreamy sigh")...

Rashida, I don't care how adorbs you want to try to be, I'm still very angry with you for leaving "Parks and Rec"! Homegirl wasn't even on last night's two episodes. How you gonna leave me like this, boo? Leslie/Ann forever.

Rashida, I don't care how adorbs you want to try to be, I'm still very angry with you for leaving "Parks and Rec"! Homegirl wasn't even on last night's two episodes. How you gonna leave me like this, boo? Leslie/Ann forever.

I was thinking the same thing. She sounds great IMO.

No.

Tumblr probably just imploded.

Gross, I love it.

Who cares if not all men are not like that, just like who cares if not all white people are like that? It's derailing an important conversation. In instances like that, men/white people/[insert privileged group here] should really just keep quiet and listen. Honestly, it's that simple.

This sounds like the ancient male proverb, "Not all men are like that!"

You'd think the article was completely ineligible from all the top comments.

It was not a good look for Julianna, but she apologized and she seems sincere. It's hard to believe some people can be so ignorant, but I saw HuffPo posted about Julianna's misstep and nearly all the comments (that I saw — I gave up after a while) were angrily yelling at the author and claiming what she did isn't…

Aww, Lauren Conrad does stuff! (Full disclosure: I love her.)