In short, open revolt and exile are the only hopes for change?

Just the fact that open nuclear war with Russia was actually a point of discussion in this election was a fucking travesty.

Why the fuck didn't it come out now?

Donald Trump's election easily defeats all of these. Everything else is a far reaching second place to his election.

Sure, Powell is a respectable person and probably would have made a strong presidential candidate. My point is, why did they vote for someone that wasn't in the race and why did they bother casting a vote for someone that didn't subtract from Trump's total?

But that's exactly who idolize Tony Montana, juvenile "spazzes". You're asking people to evaluate a film and it's moral lesson. The vast majority of people do not do such a thing.

17. The GODAMN MOTHERFUCKING NEWSLETTER AD ON THE AV CLUB.

Those prequels were so awful. So damn awful.

It's an important life lesson for children… how to deal with assholes.

The first Austin Powers was fun. The rest were utter garbage.

Shit. They fucking paused Episode VII to remove an unruly audience member and I didn't get anything.

Fuck off, I'm full!

The only meaningful defections were in Texas of all places, winning me some newfound respect for the Lone Star State.

I'm 40 and if my mom had her way, I'd sit on some Santa's lap every year so she can get a picture.

Nowadays? I think that's been the case for a long time. A Christmas Story portrayed that pretty well. Almost all the kids either froze or outright started screaming once they were placed on Santa's lap.

I just bought a bunch of booze too. Various wines for gifts and some mead and beer for me. :)

Now that's what I call quality cinema!

I laughed at four or five plays… or really penalties… by the Bungles in the 4th quarter.

Exactly. It is the most efficient method to get drunk.

How can you not laugh at it? I mean, just look at the album artwork.