Bob Cole for life. And fuck Jack Edwards.

He’s OK, but he’s no Joe Bowen. Bowen should call every game in every sport.

Caps re-clenching............

That pass tho....

GO LEAFS GO!

Yup, a milder PSA about the benefits of not wearing seat belts is definitely the way to go.

I think the Raptors are more fun than you give them credit for. Lowry isn’t nearly as much of a foul-drawing bore as you indicate. He’s also probably only behind Curry and Lillard in terms of his pull-up 3 point shooting. Also, watching the Raps means you get to watch one of the best crowds in the league, including…

Polish horseshoes

The impetus for me was the onset of the 24-36 hour hangover. It was then that I surrendered

ay bby u wnt sum mtamucl?

Wait ten years, you will be praying for death like me.

Hockey grandpas are the best.

This forever

How does that sentence come across as an endorsement of that hypothetical behavior? I’m saying what I think could happen; I’m not at all supporting the Sens actually doing it. It would be ridiculous.

I found a much better youtube clip than the one you guys are using.

His shtick wouldn’t be so annoying if the merchandise he was peddling wasn’t so garbage. Big Baller Brand sounds like something a middle schooler came up with, and the logo was probably made in MS Paint.

Looks like a rat, fucks rats. Ratfuck.

Well, he fucks rats, what more do you want?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dogsled